Bank Balance Tits - Mug

The “Bank Balance” Prank Mug is a cheeky novelty gift that’s guaranteed to get a laugh. Printed with the bold text “I wish my bank balance was as big as my tits”, it’s perfect for friends, colleagues, or anyone who appreciates a bit of rude humour with their morning brew. 😂

• 11oz ceramic mug – the perfect size for tea, coffee, or a cheeky hot chocolate.
• Dishwasher & microwave safe – durable enough for daily use.
• Printed on both sides – can’t hide from the joke, whichever way you hold it.
• Perfect for birthdays, hen dos, Secret Santa or just to give your mate a laugh!

Why they’ll love it: This rude novelty mug is hilarious to unwrap and even funnier to drink from. It’s the perfect balance of practical and outrageous humour. 😉

How it works: Order it to your own address for a surprise gifting moment, or send it directly to your chosen victim. Either way, the laughs are guaranteed.

Please note: prank mugs are made to order and take 1–2 days to print. Allow a little extra time for delivery.